This is a prison, not some frat house! Are you sure the warden approved this, Jake?!
Yup! Something to do with colour psychology, said it might help with their rehabilitation, so the women’s block gets a pink makeover, they’re still working on the colour scheme for the male prisoners.
Never in my twenty years on the job would I have ever thought this day would come, I mean, what next? Will they change our guard uniforms to some hippie coloured…..uh, why’re you smiling, Jake? Jake?!
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